Op Ed

Underground

Shhh... Don't tell anyone!

This is the stuff the PRESSident doesn't want you to figure out on your own OR to infect others with.

The mere mention of this stuff in their presence is akin to throwing a match into a pool of gas.

Perhaps it is best if liberals don't know that you know so that they don't come up with too many new spins on to confuse reality for those who already have enough troubles coping...

Whatever you do, don't tell them you read it here...:)